boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 #ME TOO CAT

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE

boyvstheworld:

wayward-saints:

nicolegendary:

 

this is the single greatest thing i will ever reblog during my stay here on tumblr.

#BYE

(via rainydaysunrise)

SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

fanufactured:

Beyonce has been on a 123-show tour since March. She kicked off 2013 singing the National Anthem at the inauguration and then performed at the Super Bowl. And in between taking care of her small child and Instagramming her every bowel movement she somehow found time to secretly record an entire album PLUS 14 music videos and NO ONE leaked any of it to the world? Meanwhile I have a shelf from ikea that’s been sitting unfinished in a corner since May.

(via rory-thee-romann)

clownyface:

when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
 and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
 ”He got fired because he killed three people.”
 and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon

(via poiseandrati0nality)

Listen

crystallankford:

I breathe you in with smoke in the backyard lights,
we used to laugh until we choked into the wasted nights.
It was the best time of my life, but now I sleep alone,
So darling, don’t, don’t wake me up, ‘cause my thrill is gone.
In the sunset turning red behind the smoke,
forever and alone.

You’ve gone and sewn me to this bed, the taste of you and me
will never leave my lips again under the blinding rain.
I wanna hold your hand so tight I’m gonna break my wrist,
and when the vultures sing tonight I’m gonna join right in.

I’ll sing along, oh
‘cause I don’t know any other song.
I’ll sing along,
but I’m barely hanging on.
No, I’m barely hanging on.
By the time you’re hearing this I’ll already be gone,
and now there’s nothing to do but scream at the drunken moon.

This isn’t fair!
No!
Don’t you try to blame this on me.
My love for you was bulletproof but you’re the one who shot me.
And god damn it, I can barely say your name,
so I’ll try to write it and fill the pen with blood from the sink.
Woah oh
But don’t just say it, you should sing my name.
Pretend that it’s a song ‘cause forever it’s yours,
and we can sing this on the way home.

I’ll sing along, oh
‘cause I don’t know any other song.
I’ll sing along,
but I’m barely hanging on.
No, I’m barely hanging on.
By the time you’re hearing this I’ll already be gone,
and now there’s nothing to do but tear my voice apart.
Nothing to do,
and scream at the drunken moon.

(via lazerdeathraybarginbin)

brennabearamongstothers:

Speaking of.. It’s 5 a.m. I should sleep. Like. Now.


Q brennabearamongstothers:

Speaking of.. It’s 5 a.m. I should sleep. Like. Now.


Q

brennabearamongstothers:

Speaking of.. It’s 5 a.m. I should sleep. Like. Now.

Q

(via itsnotreallytheend)

Q

electrokitsune asked:

Yo thanks for the follow! Also, you tumblr is awesome, that is all lol :)

A

Haha thanks! Love your blog! :)

smart-kid-at-the-cool-table:

fgts-ahoy:

glamorouslyundead:

acruelultimatum:

think of all the sex you could be having with this couch
and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix 

Fuck.

gimme this couch, omfg


Nah, I’m thinking of coitus…and video games

smart-kid-at-the-cool-table:

fgts-ahoy:

glamorouslyundead:

acruelultimatum:

think of all the sex you could be having with this couch

and by sex i mean lying down alone on it while you watch episodes of your favorite tv shows on netflix 

Fuck.

gimme this couch, omfg

Nah, I’m thinking of coitus…and video games

(via cali7living)

My current obsessions. Sorry I kind of died. I have been busy with my other blogs. My current obsessions. Sorry I kind of died. I have been busy with my other blogs. My current obsessions. Sorry I kind of died. I have been busy with my other blogs.

jawgkbarakat:

carlile-shuffle:

i hope your two favorite bands play at the same time at warped tour

take that back

(via cocaethylene)